Ann Coulter on ‘No Drug Smuggler Left Behind!’

Yesterday, we posted a link to an Alien & Sedition article collecting some of the anti-Mexican comments made in the name of oppoising the Senate immigration reform bill.  Ann Coulter is a bit more sophisticated.  Human Events.com (here) has a story ‘No Drug Smuggler Left Behind!’ by Coulter that attacks President Bush on immigration. It starts like this:

“President Bush was so buoyed by the warm reception he was given in Albania that he immediately gave all 3 million Albanians American citizenship, provided they learn Spanish. The offer was withdrawn when Bush found out most Albanians haven’t broken any U.S. laws. Bush keeps claiming he’s dying to enforce the border, but he just can’t do it unless we immediately grant amnesty to 12 million illegal aliens. I wonder if that worked on Laura Bush:

Laura: George, it’s time you quit drinking.

George: OK, honey, let’s discuss it over cocktails.”

KJ