An Immigration Reform Proposal from Texas

Fresh from Tejas:

Instead of stationing soldiers along the Mexican border to keep out the illegal immigrants, Bush should deploy the military along the Texas-New Mexico border to keep you high-rollin’ Californians from driving into the Lone Star State. Your typical La La Land dude unloads his 1,500-square-foot home back in California for $1.5 mil. Then he moves to Austin and buys some dump in 78704 for half the price. And pretty soon, only people who would spring for a $95 ‘rita can afford to live here. Stop this before I scream again.

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Thanks to Texas correspondent Cappy White for this news tip!

KJ