Candy Musings

I want candy! by Jan Jammershaug

Are you the kind of professor who brings candy to class on Halloween? Maybe you’ve just thought about bringing candy but you haven’t been able to come up with the best product for your class. Never fear. Here is a definitive listing of the best candy to bring to your class, whatever that course is.

Ag Law: Jolly Rancher, Candy Corn, Cadbury eggs, jelly beans

Animal Law: Gummy Bears

Antitrust: Reece’s

Bar Prep: Smarties, Nerds

Business Associations/Corporations: M&Ms, Mike & Ikes

Civil Procedure: 100 Grand, Twix, Swedish fish

Constitutional Law: Take some mints. Put them on a streamer. Attach that streamer to the door of your classroom. You now have door-mints for the dormant commerce clause. You’re welcome.

Contracts: Now’n’Later

Criminal Law: Whoppers (telling one will get you in trouble every time!)

Employment Law: Pay Day

Entertainment Law: Starburst

Environmental Law: Salt Water Taffy, Heath, Pop Rocks, Sno-Caps

Family Law: Ring Pops

Immigration Law: Ice Cubes, Swedish Fish

Intellectual Property: Gobstoppers

International Law: Swedish Fish

LRW: Riesen

Military Law: 3 Musketeers

Property: Pretzel sticks, Kit Kat

Race and the Law: Skittles

Sales: Lemonheads

Science and Law: Milky Way, Atomic Fireball

Sports Law: Baby Ruth

Torts: Crunch, Lifesavers, Butterfinger

Women and the Law: Hershey

-KitJ