Mexico Tightens Border After Trump Pardons White-Collar Criminals

Over at the New Yorker, satirist Andy Borowitz warns that Mexican border agents have been “on alert to prevent any recipients of Trump’s pardons from crossing into their country.”

Mexico’s President Andrés Manuel López Obrador, Borowitz reports, commented that “They’re bringing bribery, they’re bringing tax evasion, they’re bringing racketeering… I wish I could say that some of them were good people, but that does not appear to be the case.”

-KitJ